Welcome to Crabby No More—Where Coastal Luxury Meets Laid-Back Living
Just completed in 2025 and thoughtfully designed for comfort, connection, and coastal beauty, Crabby No More is your serene getaway in Cape San Blas, FL. Located first tier with gorgeous ocean views and direct access to the beach boardwalk, this custom-built retreat is where “crabby” melts away the moment you arrive.
This 5-bedroom + twin loft bunk home sleeps up to 13 guests and is packed with premium amenities to elevate your stay. Think luxury bedding, a chef’s kitchen, and professional interior design that blends beachy charm with high-end comfort.
✨ Highlights You'll Love:
- Private Hot Tub for unwinding under the stars
- Private Master Bedroom Balcony with loungers and front-row views of the Gulf
- Gourmet Outdoor Kitchen perfect for grilling, entertaining, and gathering
- Screened Porch for al fresco dining and shaded lounging
- Sun Porch with Fire Pit for cozy nights and s’mores under the stars
- Upstairs Bar Lounge with mini kitchen and balcony overlooking the sea
- Gaming Table for family puzzles, card games, or rainy day fun
- Direct Access to Beach Boardwalk—plus beach wagon and chairs provided
- Build-Your-Own Beach Bonfire setup for the full Cape San Blas experience
Whether you're sipping morning coffee on the deck, cooking up a feast in the outdoor kitchen, or watching the sunset from the hot tub, Crabby No More invites you to relax, recharge, and reconnect with the zen within.
- Parking
• Parking for 3 vehicles
- First Floor:
• Open-concept living and dining area
• Fully equipped chef’s kitchen
• 1 King Suite with partial Gulf views
• 1 Additional King Suite
• 1 Full Bathroom
• Screened deck with gourmet outdoor kitchen (grill, fridge, burner, sink) and dining/lounge area
• Sun porch with Adirondack chairs, private hot tub, and outdoor shower
- Second Floor:
• King master suite with large private ocean-view balcony and loungers
• 1 Full Bathroom
• King suite with ocean views
• Bunk room with queen bunk beds
• Twin loft bunk
• Full bathroom
• Lounge area with bar, fridge, microwave, sink, Nespresso machine, and gaming table
• Balcony with partial Gulf views
• Laundry room
- The Community: Villa del Sol
Crabby No More is located in the gated Villa del Sol neighborhood. Enjoy community amenities like a pool, two pickleball courts, boardwalk beach access, and beautiful views of both the Gulf and St. Joseph Bay. Salinas Park is nearby for kayaking, horseback riding, a playground, fire pit, and scenic boardwalk over the bay.
- Explore the Area
Whether you prefer relaxing on the beach, exploring trails, or venturing into town, there’s no shortage of things to do: • Shelling, kayaking, snorkeling, paddleboarding, surfing, or beach horseback rides
• Quaint Port St. Joe (15 mins) for shopping, dining, and local events
• Visit the historic lighthouse or take a ferry to St. Vincent Island
• Launch a boat or take a fishing charter from Indian Pass
• Hike or bike the 19-mile paved trail
• Take a day trip to Apalachicola for seafood, shops, and riverfront charm
- Important Info for Your Stay
- This home has a firm maximum occupancy of 13 guests. Please respect this limit to comply with insurance and safety policies—any exceptions must be verified and approved via email by the owner.
- Minimum age to rent: 30 years old
- No pets allowed – any violation will result in immediate termination of stay with no refund
- For security, exterior-only surveillance cameras are installed
- No boats, trailers, or RVs permitted
- 3–7 night minimum stay
- Please note: Our home is not equipped with child safety equipment including door latches, baby gates, or high chairs.
- Included in Your Stay:
• Linens and bath towels
• Starter supply of paper towels, toilet paper, and soaps
• Beach equipment (chairs, wagon, etc.)
- Check-In/Out Times:
Check-in: 4:00 PM
Check-out: 10:00 AM
- Payment, Cancellation & Security Deposit Policy:
- • 50% of the total reservation is due at the time of booking
- • The remaining 50% is due 30 days before check-in
- • 100% of paid prepayments are refundable if canceled 30 days or more before arrival
- • No refund for cancellations made less than 30 days before arrival
• A $500 security deposit is required at the time of booking and refunded within 10 days after departure, pending inspection
• Optional travel insurance is strongly recommended to protect your trip investment