Welcome to Crabby No More—Where Coastal Luxury Meets Laid-Back Living
Welcome to our happy place by the sea in beautiful Cape San Blas, FL.
Our home is a 5-bedroom, first-tier ocean view escape designed for letting go, slowing down, and soaking in all the good stuff.
Just steps from the Gulf, it’s the perfect spot to relax, reset, and reconnect with what really matters. Whether you're sipping coffee on the deck or toasting the sunset by a bonfire, you’ll see why we call it Crabby No More—because this little slice of heaven makes it easy to find your zen within.
What We Offer
Just completed in 2025 and thoughtfully designed for comfort, connection, and coastal beauty, Crabby No More is your serene getaway in Cape San Blas, FL. Located first tier with gorgeous ocean views and direct access to the beach boardwalk, this custom-built retreat is where “crabby” melts away the moment you arrive.
This 5-bedroom + twin loft bunk home sleeps up to 13 guests and is packed with premium amenities to elevate your stay. Think luxury bedding, a chef’s kitchen, and professional interior design that blends beachy charm with high-end comfort.
✨ Highlights You'll Love:
- Private Hot Tub for unwinding under the stars
- Private Master Bedroom Balcony with loungers and front-row views of the Gulf
- Gourmet Outdoor Kitchen perfect for grilling, entertaining, and gathering
- Screened Porch for al fresco dining and shaded lounging
- Sun Porch with Fire Pit for cozy nights and s’mores under the stars
- Upstairs Bar Lounge with mini kitchen and balcony overlooking the sea
- Gaming Table for family puzzles, card games, or rainy day fun
- Direct Access to Beach Boardwalk—plus beach wagon and chairs provided
- Build-Your-Own Beach Bonfire setup for the full Cape San Blas experience
Whether you're sipping morning coffee on the deck, cooking up a feast in the outdoor kitchen, or watching the sunset from the hot tub, Crabby No More invites you to relax, recharge, and reconnect with the zen within.